Things I miss

I miss the smell of freshly mowed lawns
I miss the purr of my mower
I miss the hiss of a can of sip when cracked open
I miss the taste of that first sip
I miss making my shoes green
I miss waking up my kids at 9am on a Saturday

I miss those days when we stayed up late grilling
I miss the taste of beer
I miss the sizzle of steak on coals
I miss the ribeyes and salads
I miss Pete "Grill Jesus" Jones
I miss the cookouts

I miss all the growing
I miss all the caring
I miss all the advice I used to give
I miss the championships
I miss the competition
I miss the smegathread

I miss owning property
I miss the vacations
I miss telling my kids to work harder
I miss all the posting
I miss all the talking
I miss dogebase

YEP THAT'S TRUE IM BACK FELLAS JUST GOT BACK FROM VACATION WHAT HAPPENED? THIS PLACE IS DESERTED BOYS.

PS BARB AND I BROKE UP. I MOVED IN WITH YUKIKO BARB WENT TO LIVE WITH SOME TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD BLACK GUY WITH DREADS I THINK I CAME OUT ON TOP L O L YUKIKO GOT A TIGHT PUSS

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you should think about having some kids with this yukiko lady

@dwee said in Things I miss:

you should think about having some kids with this yukiko lady

I think we'll have another kid, I'm thinking of naming him elliott

im sure if you have a boy he will grow up to be a fine young man.
i hope you have a daughter.

@dwee said in Things I miss:

im sure if you have a boy he will grow up to be a fine young man.
i hope you have a daughter.

yeap will have a daughter too

those half asian girls are a blessing from god.

@dwee said in Things I miss:

those half asian girls are a blessing from god.

Yep like a cocktail nothin like a good mix once i dated a girl that was half jewish she was a beauty too bad that the nose meant she couldnt reach my pecker ha ha broke up with her once i realized the jews own everything also once i dated a half asian girl she was good but was a bitch so i decided to pack my bags and leave her the day before our wedding day,,,, now i like my women like i drink whiskey that is pure ha ha and straight LOL no mixing for me anymore ive had my fun barbara is a stupid bith

ps barbara is a stupid bitch

love
ron